1994 Land Rover Defender 90 2.5 TDI RHD

A Land Rover Ode....

Now here’s a one of a kind for you to buy

A 1994 Land Rover and here’s the reasons why:

Compared to a Suzuki, Toyota or Jeep

(Whose off road abilities will make you weep),

This all original Landy will leave them in the dust

Because if you’re a serious off roader, this car’s a must

Only 183,000 miles is all it has done

So make an offer before it’s gone.

This Landy’s the ‘dogs bollocks’, the Brits would say

The perfect car for work, or especially play

You’re not likely to find another in Tennessee

In fact, it’s probably the only one you’ll ever see

Now, here’s the girlie specs it doesn’t possess

But it’s still worth having nevertheless:

A/C, power brakes and electric windows

And a load of other worthless gizmos.

This Land Rover’s right hand drive don’t forget,

But after a few miles you’ll soon be set

If you’re off road it’s somewhat irrelevant

Right or left you’ll be in your element.

Want something unique, original and one of a kind?

Then this Landy’s for you, don’t change your mind

Make you bid right away

Or it’ll be gone before the end of the day.

Life’s to short to buy 4 wheel drive GM or Ford

And, let’s be honest you’ll soon get so bored.

Bid some sensible dollars, and you’ll be in clover

This is one Land Rover not to pass over

It’ll be the most fun you’ve had with your clothes on

You’ll be thrilled you bought it all said and done