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While I was getting out of the shower today, my brother called and asked me to post this on eBay. He's trying to sell his wife's car. My normal salary is $120,000 so I don't really do a lot of tasks like this. Most of the times, I'd ask my assistant Staci to take care of doing this but I figure I'll let her enjoy her Saturday. Anywho, my brother's wife is pregnant and they bought a sick new 2013 Honda Civic (hello boring baby parents time). You can see it if you come by and buy this car. So this car has to go! She's owned this car since college. Some would say she's a rather "boring" driver so you know this car hasn't been lowered or in high speed pursuits. In case you're wondering, my brother's wife is NOT included with this car. Things that ARE included with this car: 1- Manual door locks 2- 4 doors 3- Manual window cranks 4- ONLY 85,057 miles on this baby and you know Germans make reliable cars (right?) 5- Car freshener (I have to confirm she's okay including this because it smells REALLY good) 6- Overall it drives well but it's not in mint condition. 7- New Weber 2 barrel carburetor 8- Interior has been reupholstered9- New battery10-Gas tank has been restored11- New fuel pump12- Brake system flushed If you include the color of my toe nails in your offer, I'll knock $10 off the car. BTW, the hubcaps match the car color. Yes, this is 100% legit and we'd love to sell this car before summer break. Please don't offer trades for your Ferrari, we'd prefer green CASH (not weed) and NOT bitcoin (whatever the hell that is). Feel free to email questions, make me an offer and more importantly, come buy the car so my brother can be impressed with my ebay selling skills.
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