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| Make: | Mercedes-Benz |
| Model: | Other |
| Type: | Limousine |
| Trim: | Limusine 4 doors |
| Year: | 1986 |
| Mileage: | 200,000 |
| VIN: | wbd2011221f214128 |
| Color: | Silver |
| Fuel: | Diesel |
| Transmission: | Manual |
| Drive type: | RWD |
| Interior color: | Black |
| Vehicle Title: | Clear |
| Item location: | Senkovec, default, Croatia, Republic of |
| Extras |
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Sunroof, CD Player |
| Listed by | Private seller |
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Description of 1986 Mercedes-Benz Other |
| Hello dear bidders my name is Mario. I made some unusual description for vehicle so you can have fun by reading it. -The Mercedes-Benz is for sale or as I like to call it "Silver Turtle"(It moves slow like one). -Life story of me and this Mercedes started optimistic. when bought it already had a plan how this car will set free a hidden hippi inside me. My dreams didn't come thru as there were no time to do crazy tings and instead of realizing my dream I watch Mercedes from day to day like a hole year. -Wonted to paint it in bright colors at least few fluorescent strips and travel a bit across Europe so people can ask them self what was he thinking. go with my friends to sea and gladly stand by car when tourist taking a photo plus hit the music loud so drivers in expensive cars will thinking who is that fool and does he have a middle age crisis. -At the end of Mercedes life span(his) film a private porn in side the car and then set to flame for a grand finale the car of course. -Well what there is to say say about the mechanical stuff. I drove in it a bunch off nice and less nice things. off course don't ask me if I drove a pig. large tv. windows and other garbage you even can't imagine cause I'll be polite and say of course not. -Once or twice Car was full not with fuel do but drinks. almost a full trunk filled with beer and some serious cheap wine from local liker store and with help of my friends we demolish booze before party even get started all thanks to my best man. nbsp;don't won't to say how sick I was next day oh well that's life I guess. -Of course. engine spends oil indeed. but it can not spend as much as I can pour. also the transmission is manual and didn't know what letter R means on stick as I always think it represent a short for Rally so drove it forward only. -Every morning started cold. inside I drink and sometimes sleep too after hard night haven't made love inside with my girlfriend because it's to dirty don't wont to make as ill. -When temperature is below zero the engine runs on 3 cylinders or maybe just 2 but only for first 10 seconds or so. other than that it runs without problems. seams like engine is indestructible and the best is to drove it down the hill. only than it goes like a rocket and if Cd plays this song(The Automatic - What's That Coming Over The Hill) you fell invincible. -If You wondering is there any whiskey in trunk. yes there is. well using a whiskey as fuel additive to assist starting the motor on cold mornings it's useless. but it helps me start on cold morning. -Excellent turns on the hand brake. good to go through the park to avoid the police. not recommended that you drive in Zagreb. as the police will always stop you. Once I was stop by police. police officer ask me if I'm drunk so said to him no. then he ask me am I'm sober also said no. now hi is confused and ask me then what are you. I'm just right sir. Usually I don't drink and drive. first I stop and drink then I drive. -It also wont's to make you cry every time when you get bypassed by a nice new luxury car like BMW. Mercedes. Porsche and so on. nbsp;you just can't help yourself. sometimes hits me dejavu on traffic light when I stop on red . then turns yellow then green an red again so I say to myself oh already seen that so hit the pedal no point to wait anymore when you seen them all. -Car has not been washed since last winter neither is garaged and it doesn't make sense to wash it when in two weeks again will be dirty. better drink a beer for that money or buy a lottery ticket. -Tires are bad and I did change them by myself. first I would rollover a car on roof and then change a tires cause I know how to do this. changed so many tires in my life on bicycle. Shock absorbers are also bad. sometimes I even wonder if there is any on this car. cause driving on bumpy bad road it feels like you are on boat you may eve catch a sea sickness. -Moreover you will also get a crazy friend and while visiting Croatia we can hang out and take adventure with local homemade cuisine while visiting beautiful places. but I do recommend you to rent a car. also you are welcome at my home for few days. -I will be glad if you have a a good laugh reading this so why not bid or at least share with friends who know maybe someone share my dreams and cost you nothing. :)) -Why I'm doing this? I have to sell him before my government thinks up some taxes on standing vehicles in front yard. need the money. cash. dollars. greens. to take my better half on our 5th anniversary to Spa for a weekend as she deserves it. not a single dollar will be spent for alcohol as my girlfriend would kill me if I do that. -Fell free to ask any question you may have I'm responsible driver and not an alcoholic so don't take jokes for granted. King Regards to all by Mario |
